Throw a shoe at a cockroach. Then get out of bed to investigate.
Lift up the shoe. And the spider is no longer there.
Spend the rest of the night paranoid. Awaiting it’s revenge.
So what. You threw a shoe at a cockroach and apparently in was a spider in disguise that transformed just as the shoe landed. But what you didn’t realize is that is that it’s an agent spider that shot the aliens and flashed your memory so now you think the spider is still in your room planning it’s ultimate murder of you.
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error404swagnotfound reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
The awkward moment when it transformed from a cockroach to a spider…
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*And I’m just sitting here wondering why...cockroach turned into a spider*
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So what. You threw a shoe at a cockroach and apparently in was a...in disguise that...
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kittyvixen84 reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
Okay, first, it says throw a shoe at a “Cockroach” then...next line is “SPider
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anyone else notice that...title says cockroach but...post...
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vagberries reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
probably isn’t there anymore because it was a cockroach.
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itsbaileyelizab3th reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
isnt there because you threw a shoe at a cockroach.. not a motherfucking spider.
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neyling reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
If you throw a shoe at cockroach, there’s obviously
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flyaway-y reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
cockroach turn into a spider?
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canadiannarwhal reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
just a thought, but maybe...spider isn’t under...shoe...
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karmasabitchrightt reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
a cockroach and now it’s a spider. WHAAT.
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malsballs reblogged this from wowfunniestposts and added:
not there anymore, you threw your shoe at a cockroach
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